HypoChrists

Look at this fucking story from the AP (below, not above. That's something that should be looked at later): 

"Cardinal Francis George asked a Chicago priest on Tuesday to temporarily step down from his post to "reflect on his recent statements" regarding Sen. Hillary Clinton and her bid for the White House. Last week, the Rev. Michael Pfleger mocked Clinton at Sen. Barack Obama's former church, saying the New York senator felt "entitled" to the Democratic nomination for president. In a guest sermon at Trinity United Church of Christ, Pfleger pretended he was Clinton crying over "a black man stealing my show."

Are you kidding me? So a cardinal (I refuse to capitalize that) will ask a reverend to step down for mocking a political figure but looks the other way when they molest kids? What in the holy fuck is going on inside that church? A lot of kid fucking I guess. So much so that they can't even concentrate on what's important and what is not. This kind of hypocrisy make me insane. Religious hypocrisy is the worst kind and I've dubbed those who commit it "HypoChrists." (Not too fucking clever). Honestly though, is there anything worse than a religious a-hole talking about how we must take sex education out of the schools because it's poisoning children's minds while he sits on a stack of kiddie porn photos and anal lube at home? And, of course, they are always so pious about their beliefs while completely looking the other way on their own disgusting sins. Uh yeah, Nobes, that's called hypocrisy. Okay, fuck you, I know it's obvious. I'm just so sick of religious zealots A) being hypocrites (yeah okay we GET IT!!) and B) somehow affecting how this country should be governed. (Cue the Seinfeld impression) I mean, who ARE these people?

Tomorrow (or sometime in the near future) I will discuss the religious right's affect on the economy, the media and how I beat-off. 

No, this was an original thought.