Friday, January 30, 2009

Fuck you, Massachusetts Turnpike



I hope you get fucking AIDS and cancer and fucking SARS and monkeyfuckingpox and vaginosis and nut cancer and the clap and emphysema and genital warts and sickle cell anemia and herpes and crabs and carpal tunnel syndrome (huh?).  

Thanks for unnecessarily making my already shitty one-hour commute a fucking ball-bending two plus hours long again today. I hate you, you shittily designed piece of shit. 






No, when you start out with AIDS it's not too hard to top it.
 

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