As I left work last night I crossed paths with a couple of construction workers. They were carrying Makita tool boxes. I was carrying a bag of cupcakes from a bakery called Lulu's. They stopped and let me cross in front of them. "Ladies first," I imagined their internal monologues to be saying. Followed by "there goes the biggest faggot in the world."
And they were right. I hate being such a pussy.
Not too cupcakey.
2 comments:
I bet they wanted to lick off all your frosting.
Who's the faggot now, huh???
Not too cupcakey? I nearly spit out my frosting at that one! Genius!
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