Guess who's the biggest faggot in the world?

As I left work last night I crossed paths with a couple of construction workers. They were carrying Makita tool boxes. I was carrying a bag of cupcakes from a bakery called Lulu's. They stopped and let me cross in front of them. "Ladies first," I imagined their internal monologues to be saying. Followed by "there goes the biggest faggot in the world." 

And they were right. I hate being such a pussy.  

Not too cupcakey.