Friday, November 14, 2008

"My fucking vagina is so much bigger than yours."




That's what I wanted to say to this uptight, pursed-lipped, tiny woman on the elevator today. 

But I didn't. 

Faggot.






Not too worthy of my own HBO special. 

1 comment:

Gleemonex said...

You know, I'm working through S5 of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and in the last episode we watched, there's a particularly illustrative and crude hand gesture describing those big-vagina ladies. [performs illustrative and crude hand gesture in MSG's direction]