Monday, November 17, 2008

Jesus fucking Christ on a cross is this unfunny.



I was directed to a "Christian humor" website by the swarthy, talented and huge-cocked Spanish Johnny. I will share one of my findings with you now. But first let me just say that I totally understand that my humor is not suited for everyone. Duh. But that's the difference between evangelists/hypochrists/christians and me. Not only do they know their religion is the only one for everyone but they think their fucking gay-ass, dumb-as-fuck humor is too. 

Check out this ridiculously unfunny whore's little song about motherhood (no, not the new MILF Ghetto porno by the same name, but, rather, the actual act of mothering) . The woman who posted it on the Christian humor website says "If you've not seen this video by Anita Renfroe of what a mom says in a day, get the kleenex because you'll be laughing until tears form. It's hilarious and sooo true" Note the annoying amount of Os in "sooo". Also note that either she spelled the woman's name wrong. Oh yeah wow she must really love her stuff. I cannot believe "Anita Renfroe" or "Anna Roefrend"  gets a standing ovation for this piece of shit. 




Ummm, what's with the lyric sheet coming in and obstructing the view at the end? Was that when she flashed her saggy mom tits? 






Not too going to hell.

2 comments:

Gleemonex said...

Even worse than I thought it would be. You know this whore is extremely rich from this unholy gurgle of horseshit? They did a story on her, with a brief tangent on the world of Christian "humor", in the NYT magazine a few months ago. She's rich, man. From THIS. Perpetuating every depressing, life-sucking stereotype of motherhood and UNFUCKINGFUNNY AT THAT.

[makes crude, illustrative hand gesture in her direction]

Spanish Johnny said...

First of all, your tag regarding Johnny is incorrect and slanderous. Johnny does not have AIDS. Johnny is merely HIV positive. It is not the same thing. Thanks to the "cocktail," I can live for many more years, thank you very much. Of course, it was all that cock and tail that got me in this mess in the first place.

Secondly, I couldn't help but notice when you click on "Spanish Johnny" it takes you not to my site, but instead to a crude ethnic cartoon character -- a caricature whose only use is to further perpetuate cruel stereotypes. Also, why is the drawn figure so clearly Italian? It makes no sense. I'm not Italian Johnny, am I? I'm Spanish Fucking Johnny. Get your shit together, MSG.