The first in a series of astounding Bruce shows for your enjoyment.

From a radio broadcast in 1978. Download it right here now. You will not regret it. And maybe it will help you understand, you fucking moron. 

The Same Old Played Out Scenes 

The Fox Theater, Atlanta , Georgia
September 30, 1978

Disc 1
1. Introduction
2. Good Rocking Tonight
3. Badlands
4. Spirit In The Night
5. Darkness On The Edge Of Town
6. Independence Day
7. The Promised Land
8. Prove It All Night
9. Racing In The Street
10. Thunder Road
11. Jungleland

Disc 2
1. Introduction
2. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
3. Night Train
4. Fire
5. Candy's Room
6. Because The Night
7. Point Blank
8. Not Fade Away / Gloria / She's The One
9. Backstreets

Disc 3
1. Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)
2. Born To Run
3. Tenth Avenue Freeze Out
4. Devil With The Blue Dress Medley
5. Raise Your Hand

Not too angry with you for not downloading this already. 

Are you fucking stupid?

If you are -and let's admit right now that that's pretty likely- then you haven't come to realize that this man is as close to a God that this world has ever seen. 

Need more evidence, you cunt-lipped moron?  

What? You need even more proof? Holy fuck are you retarded. 

Wow. I am astounded by your dumb-fuckedness. Here's one last piece of proof. A piece de resistance, if you will. (No, that Bruce-related joke will make sense to anyone other than Spanish Johnny). It doesn't get any better than this. Enjoy, you stupid bastards.





No, I know how to win over people in a thoughtful and intelligent way. 

Fuck you all!

Have a shitty Thanksgiving. 

Fucking no-comment-making-motherfuckers. 

You think I do this for my health? 

Fuck you. 

And fuck you too, Spanish Johnny.

No, I don't have too much "asshole art" hanging on my walls at home. 

Jesus fucking Christ on a cross is this unfunny.

I was directed to a "Christian humor" website by the swarthy, talented and huge-cocked Spanish Johnny. I will share one of my findings with you now. But first let me just say that I totally understand that my humor is not suited for everyone. Duh. But that's the difference between evangelists/hypochrists/christians and me. Not only do they know their religion is the only one for everyone but they think their fucking gay-ass, dumb-as-fuck humor is too. 

Check out this ridiculously unfunny whore's little song about motherhood (no, not the new MILF Ghetto porno by the same name, but, rather, the actual act of mothering) . The woman who posted it on the Christian humor website says "If you've not seen this video by Anita Renfroe of what a mom says in a day, get the kleenex because you'll be laughing until tears form. It's hilarious and sooo true" Note the annoying amount of Os in "sooo". Also note that either she spelled the woman's name wrong. Oh yeah wow she must really love her stuff. I cannot believe "Anita Renfroe" or "Anna Roefrend"  gets a standing ovation for this piece of shit. 

Ummm, what's with the lyric sheet coming in and obstructing the view at the end? Was that when she flashed her saggy mom tits? 

Not too going to hell.

"My fucking vagina is so much bigger than yours."

That's what I wanted to say to this uptight, pursed-lipped, tiny woman on the elevator today. 

But I didn't. 

Faggot.

Not too worthy of my own HBO special. 

August 10th, 1977. Young Nobes poses with Dad's girlfriends

Not too avoiding the real pain of having such a screwed up childhood. 

I pour my heart out and get no comments?

You can all go fuck yourselves. 

Dicks. 

Hmmm, I wonder where my anger comes from? 

Not too desperate for acceptance. 

"Why thank you for the generous offer, dear Sir, but I am afraid I must respectfully decline."

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A special post just for Spanish Johnny

Not the most awesome Jackson album cover of all-time. 

Thank fucking God.

Now maybe that loser whore , Sarah Palin, will be so desperate for attention she'll have to pose for Playboy or Penthouse. 

Oh and also, thank God that Obama was elected. My faith in this country is restored. I'm sure everything from here on out will be all right. Or should I say dyn-o-mite!!!!! (take it easy, you sensitive pussies, you know where I stand with Obama. I voted for him and I'm fucking stoked as fuck that he's our President Elect.) 

Not too up your ass, evangelical dicks!!