Tuesday, October 14, 2008

God damn it, Larry Flynt, you asshole!


Larry Flynt's "Hustler" is producing a video depicting maverick milf, Sarah Palin, in hot sexual situations. Good idea? Fuck yeah it is. Too bad they cast some ugly pig who looks nothing like Palin to play the part. 

It's a fucking disgrace. Doesn't anyone take pride in creating porno anymore (that's a whole other post for sure)? I was really looking forward to this fine film too. Now there's only a 90% chance I will rent or buy it. Fucking Larry Flynt. He has to half-ass everything. Nothing he does is ever done well. I bet the guy can't even walk well. Oh....right.  

(Hey Spanish Johnny, take notice of the full-back panties. You like that right? You're a fucking filthy animal. )





Not too indebted to Larry Flynt and his tireless efforts to preserve freedom of speech even though he can barely speak. 

1 comment:

Spanish Johnny said...

Johnny likes. A lot. Were those Russkies she was about to bang? That plot is already way too complicated for Johnny.

But, you're right about Flynt being an asshole: He's inadvertently doing a great service for the GOP -- confirming that Palin does indeed have extensive foreign policy experience. If by "foreign policy," we mean a set of goals outlining how a country will interact with other countries economically, politically, socially and militarily. And banging two hot, young Russian komrades doesn't hurt her credentials either. Just ask Jimmy Carter.