If I hold the elevator door open for you...

...you'd better fucking at least acknowledge me, bitch. If you're pregnant and you don't thank me or even acknowledge me, what I should do is punch you in the gut and watch that little faggot kid of yours spill out on the floor, but instead I''ll probably just smile uncomfortably and silently wish A.I.D.S. upon you. 

It's called class people. Get some. I already have more than I can handle.