I have a fever and the only cure is NO MORE FUCKING COWBELL!

First of all, how fucking stupid do you have to be to go and stand on the side of a mountain and watch people ski down it? What, you really enjoyed seeing that orange blur that was supposedly Lindsay Vonn blow by you at 80 mph? My God you are fucking retarded. But it gets even better. You're so dumb, you actually think these finely tuned athletes who have trained for decades to concentrate on every micro-bump their ski hits and every nerve-ending in their body will hear that Goddamn cowbell you're ringing in support of them as they fly by you? All cowbells should be taken from anyone wishing to be in the crowd at a skiing event. And then their lives should be taken as well. They're worthless to society.