Monday, January 25, 2010

The New Orleans Saints are headed to the Super Bowl....

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....thanks to questionable and corrupt officiating.

Okay, the 6 fumbles the Vikings had didn't help but those refs sucked balls and were definitely on the chocolate town payroll. That incomplete pass in overtime that was ruled a catch? Even after a fucking review? Bullshit. The Brady rule was completely thrown out the window apparently as Favre was openly wailed on below the knees. I could go on and on. That is, if I knew anything about the game of football. But I don't. All I know is Reggie Bush didn't get any pussy from his hot, slutty girlfriend last night and he won't when he loses the Super Bowl for his team either. The Saints are assholes and I hope the bad luck levee breaks for them on Sunday, February 7th.



Reggie's bush
(not too obvious of a joke)








No, I know a lot about football.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Dumb dick

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BOSTON —
Republican Scott Brown, fresh from a stunning Massachusetts Senate victory that shook the power balance on Capitol Hill, declared Wednesday that his election had sent a "very powerful message" that voters are weary of backroom deals and Washington business-as-usual.


Ummm, isn't that the same claim the Dems made when Obama was elected? It's all bullshit. Nothing will change. Scott Brown is a douche. Martha Coakely is a dumb bitch. Washington is full of both types and always will be. Wow, stunning revelation, huh? Well fuck you. You're lucky I'm writing anything on this gay, lame blog. Speaking of gay and lame, how abut the fact that Doug Flutie's band played at the Scott Brown victory party? How fucking low-rent is that? And they played "Sweet Home Alabama?" Doug Flutie's band played Sweet Home Alabama? That sentence shouldn't ever be written unless it's a reference to the sex act of the same name. What, you've never done a "Doug Flutie's Band Plays Sweet Home Alabama"with your best girl? You fucking fag.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Let us not forget Hatey

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Hatey is the country I grew up in and ever since this whole Haiti disaster struck, people have forgotten about Hatey, the unholy land of disgust. The place where nothing is accepted and everything despised. Oh it's a horrible country, but it has it's place in this shitty world so let's not forget Hatey, okay? While you're feeling all warm and fuzzy and charitable just remember that there is no God and if there was he'd probably have you killed because you're only giving to charity to make yourself feel better, not the beneficiaries. You could care less about them, you fucking asshole.

This message of abhorrence brought to you by the Hatey tourism council. Come visit us for a while, you fucking piece of shit.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Why are you still checking this site?

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Loser.









Not too prolific.