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Check out this fucking awesome story about a man who slapped a stranger's baby (a baby who probably deserved it) in a Wal-Mart. Now, before you go thinking that this man was me, I want to assure you that I would never, ever, ever set foot in a Wal-Mart. Not even for the awesome opportunity to slap the shit out of someone's baby.
From www.inquisitr.com
Author : Kim LaCapria Posted: September 2, 2009
Anyone who’s had to shop at Wal-Mart knows that a cacophony of screeching babies is part of the tapestry of America’s most gigantic retailer. A South Carolina man decided he wasn’t going to stand by quietly and allow the child to persist in ruining his otherwise pleasant Wal-Mart shopping experience. After threatening the child’s mother, he slapped the 2-year-old girl “four or five times” across the face. Sonya Mathews, the mother of the 2-year-old child, told police that both were walking in the aisles of the Rockbridge Road store when Roger Stephens, 61, approached and said “if you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you,” according to a police report. A few moments later, in another aisle, Stephens grabbed the 2-year-old and slapped her across the face four or five times, according to the report. Stephens then told Mathews, “See, I told you I would shut her up,” according to the report. According to reports, Mathews was detained by a bystander until police arrived. When questioned, the 61-year-old man explained that while he had indeed slapped a strange baby across the face, he apologized to her mother afterwards. He was still booked for felony cruelty to children.
Now look at the guy who did it.
Jerry Van Dyke from "Coach" ?
The sad part of this is that the authorities didn't recognize that the real child abuse occurred when that loser mother subjected her kid to a trip to Wal-Mart.
No, my baby punching videos ignited a firestorm of controversy on the level I anticipated.
2 comments:
Seriously, sincerely: That guy would've had to make his apologies to ME via his skinless, eyeless face through a mouthful of his own shredded testicles. Words cannot express the insane murderous rage that would power me, nor could words stop me until the deed were done.
On the other hand, A)My kid fucking behaves in stores -- it's one of my top priorities of parenthood; and B)I'm not an abuser, so she doesn't get dragged to Wal-Mart. So there's that.
i bet you that little fucker shut the hell up. seriously though, i'm so tired of pussy ass parents who think they're little snot faced shit machine is god's gift to the world. teach that little fuck how to behave. in the 70's my dad slapped me every once in a while when i deserved it...guess what?... i listened. i don't condone hitting kids though because too many asshole parents would not know how to discretely utilize smacking skills.
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