Monday, April 20, 2009

Ah Patriots' Day. When a young man's thoughts turn to freedom, liberty and kicking children in the face.



Any child who is afraid of dogs should be kicked in the face with steel-tipped boots. That way, instead of cute little dogs, it will be humans (and boots) that will paralyze them with fear. Which makes sense because dogs are friendly about 95% of the time, whereas humans are friendly about 70% of the time, conservatively. So naturally, your queer little kid should be taught to fear humans, not dogs. Next time your kid cries when he sees a friendly dog approach tell him to stop being such a fucking pussy. Don't coddle him and make it think this extremely gay behavior is okay. If that fails, kick him in the face. You'll be doing all of us a favor. 







Not too patrioty

1 comment:

Spanish Johnny said...

Oh, how I'd love to situate thine cock in your divine and plentiful of hair cunny.