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And no, I'm not talking about my Nana's. I'm talking about this fucking gaywad:
Texas Governor Rick Perry shoots, kills 'wily' coyote while joggingNews Wire Services
The governor of Texas has a message for "wily" coyotes out there: Don't mess with my dog.
Pistol-packing Republican Rick Perry told The Associated Press on Tuesday he needed just one shot from the laser-sighted pistol he sometimes carries while jogging to take down a coyote that menaced his puppy during a February run near Austin.
Perry said he carries a .380 Ruger — loaded with hollow-point bullets — when jogging on trails because he is afraid of snakes. He'd also seen coyotes in the undeveloped area.
"I knew there were a lot of predators out there. You'll hear a pack of coyotes. People are losing small cats and dogs all the time out there in that community," Perry said.
"They're very wily creatures," Perry said of coyotes.
When one came out of the brush toward his daughter's Labrador retriever, Perry charged.
"Don't attack my dog or you might get shot ... if you're a coyote," he said Tuesday.
A concealed handgun permit holder, he carries the pistol in a belt. Perry said the laser-pointer helped make a quick, clean kill.
"It was not in a lot of pain," he said. "It pretty much went down at that particular juncture."
The governor left the coyote where it fell.
"He became mulch," Perry said.
He was not accompanied by his security detail when he encountered the beast.
What a pussy. He's afraid of snakes so he carries a pistol? Girl Scouts are manlier than this d-bag. Do you know how easy it is to scare away a coyote? All you have to do is cough and they flee with their tale between their legs like Rick Perry from a spider.
3 comments:
Holy shit. This is the WORST STORY EVER. This douchebag ASSHOLE:
A) Carries a handgun on his mincing little joggie outings
B) It is LASER-SIGHTED, meaning the motherfucker ain't got to work to get the right shot
C) He claims to have taken down a fearsome beast ... basically your precious daughter's Labrador's country cousin, assmunch ... while
D) Nobody else was there to corroborate, so it ain't cost you nothing to tell this tale the way you want it and
E) He LEFT ITS BODY THERE TO ROT by the side of the trail. Nice.
Jesus fucking Christ, there are so many reasons I don't live in Texass anymore ... and never will again. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.
As the owner of a Labrador, I'm not sure I agree with you two coyote fanatics. Fuck that a-hole coyote. Seriously, go find its rotting carcass and have intercourse with it if you love it so goddamn much.
And, to my ears, these does not sound like the words of a pussy: "Don't attack my dog or you might get shot." Sounds pretty bad-ass to me.
I should probably mention that my parents were killed by a coyote back in 1978.
You're also self-centered asshole.
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