Yet another G.O.P-iece of shit is exposed as a hypocrite.

FUCKING HYPOCRITE!

By RANDY JAMES for TIME.com

 The news blindsided official Washington: Sen. John Ensign, a well-known social conservative and family-values advocate, admitted on June 16 to an eight-month extramarital affair with a married campaign aide. The Nevada Republican's sober confession, read before a pack of reporters in Las Vegas, doubtlessly dashed the hopes of many in the party who considered Ensign an emerging national leader. The 51-year-old even fanned the flames of presidential speculation earlier this month, with a trip to the key presidential state of Iowa. Beyond embarrassing the second-term Senator, the revelation opened him to charges of hypocrisy: he had previously called on both President Clinton and former Idaho Sen. Larry Craig to resign after their own sex scandals.

Here's what Jay Leno would've had to say about it if he were still on TV: 

"Maybe it's time for Mr. Ensign, to- hee-hee-hee- RESIGN!!!"

Here's what David Letterman will have to say about it: 

"I'll bet he had a GRAND OLD PARTY...in her pants!!!"

Here's what David Letterman will say about it as heard through the ears of Sarah Palin:

"...And number one on the top 10 list of things I want to do before my next heart attack: I want to fuck Willow Palin in the ass!!!!!!"

Here's what I have to say about it:

"Did anyone hear that Bruce Springsteen performed with Phish the other night?"