The fucking idiot who designed the toll booth configuration on the Mass Pike deserves to be chained down and run over repeatedly by every vehicle that's forced to pay an exorbitant fee just to ride on it's shittily designed shittiness . Every weekday morning the ridiculously titled "Fast Lane" booths are backed up for miles while the "cash only" lanes are wide open. And I must pay for this privilege? Then, on weekends, the problem is reversed. Here's an idea, how about you switch more "Fast Lane" lanes for fewer "cash only" lanes on weekdays and switch that pattern that on weekends? It's as simple as having a reversible sign. What, make too much sense? Or it will cost too much? Are you kidding me? You fat dicks are lining your pockets and your friends pockets with some percentage of that toll money, I know it. Oh the laughs you must have whilst dining at Grill 23 on the taxpayer's cash.
WAITER: Another order of clams casino sir?
FAT FUCK: Yes, and put it on the "fast lane" account. (He winks and laughs with his buddies)
WAITER: Oh, I'm deeply sorry sir, but we accept "cash only."
(Entire table erupts with laughter. )
Fuck you Mass Pike. Fuck you to hell.
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