If you are -and let's admit right now that that's pretty likely- then you haven't come to realize that this man is as close to a God that this world has ever seen.
Need more evidence, you cunt-lipped moron?
What? You need even more proof? Holy fuck are you retarded.
Wow. I am astounded by your dumb-fuckedness. Here's one last piece of proof. A piece de resistance, if you will. (No, that Bruce-related joke will make sense to anyone other than Spanish Johnny). It doesn't get any better than this. Enjoy, you stupid bastards.
No, I know how to win over people in a thoughtful and intelligent way.