Whoa, whoa, whoa. You gotta be fucking kidding me. You think you deserve a special spot in a parking lot because you made the dumb-ass choice to have a kid? This spot was actually closer to the storefront entrance than the spots reserved for the handicapped. Seriously--your ugly ass deserves a break more than the soldier just back from Iraq who lost his leg in the fucking desert? Let's see--the selfless veteran who served his country against the selfish bitch who needed a child because she's bored with her husband's cock and needs a distraction? Fuck you and your child-bearing hole. From what I can see, most mothers with infants could use a little exercise--maybe a few extra steps in the parking lot would help your husband forget the bloody head emerging from your stretched va-high-na and overlook the cobwebby stretch marks gracing your belly, fatty.
Not too jealous of motherhood.
