The New Orleans Saints are headed to the Super Bowl....

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....thanks to questionable and corrupt officiating.

Okay, the 6 fumbles the Vikings had didn't help but those refs sucked balls and were definitely on the chocolate town payroll. That incomplete pass in overtime that was ruled a catch? Even after a fucking review? Bullshit. The Brady rule was completely thrown out the window apparently as Favre was openly wailed on below the knees. I could go on and on. That is, if I knew anything about the game of football. But I don't. All I know is Reggie Bush didn't get any pussy from his hot, slutty girlfriend last night and he won't when he loses the Super Bowl for his team either. The Saints are assholes and I hope the bad luck levee breaks for them on Sunday, February 7th.

Reggie's bush
(not too obvious of a joke)

No, I know a lot about football.

Dumb dick

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BOSTON — Republican Scott Brown, fresh from a stunning Massachusetts Senate victory that shook the power balance on Capitol Hill, declared Wednesday that his election had sent a "very powerful message" that voters are weary of backroom deals and Washington business-as-usual.


Ummm, isn't that the same claim the Dems made when Obama was elected? It's all bullshit. Nothing will change. Scott Brown is a douche. Martha Coakely is a dumb bitch. Washington is full of both types and always will be. Wow, stunning revelation, huh? Well fuck you. You're lucky I'm writing anything on this gay, lame blog. Speaking of gay and lame, how abut the fact that Doug Flutie's band played at the Scott Brown victory party? How fucking low-rent is that? And they played "Sweet Home Alabama?" Doug Flutie's band played Sweet Home Alabama? That sentence shouldn't ever be written unless it's a reference to the sex act of the same name. What, you've never done a "Doug Flutie's Band Plays Sweet Home Alabama"with your best girl? You fucking fag.

Let us not forget Hatey

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Hatey is the country I grew up in and ever since this whole Haiti disaster struck, people have forgotten about Hatey, the unholy land of disgust. The place where nothing is accepted and everything despised. Oh it's a horrible country, but it has it's place in this shitty world so let's not forget Hatey, okay? While you're feeling all warm and fuzzy and charitable just remember that there is no God and if there was he'd probably have you killed because you're only giving to charity to make yourself feel better, not the beneficiaries. You could care less about them, you fucking asshole.

This message of abhorrence brought to you by the Hatey tourism council. Come visit us for a while, you fucking piece of shit.

Why are you still checking this site?

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Loser.









Not too prolific.

This can't possibly be real, can it?

So very fat and so very stupid.

Bumper sticker douche

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On my way into work today, a car passed me with the following bumper stickers on it:

1) Minor Threat
2) The Clash
3) I don't brake for Yankees fans
4) Fast pitch softball!


What a fucking badass, huh?

Just shut the fuck up.

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This rules for so many reasons.




This is nearly as good. Too bad Trey looks like such a douche. His solo is mind blowing though.

Stop being a fucking dickbitch.

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You know who you are. You're the fucking dumb dick in front of me every time I go through the "Fast Lane" (total misnomer) at the toll booth who slows down to a near stop before going through. Why? Why do you almost stop in the "Fast" Lane? Oh right, it's because you are such a retarded fuck and you don't have your transponder attached to your windshield like you're are supposed to. So instead you have to fish for the fucking thing in your purse or glove box. ("Glove box", incidentally, was Spanish Johnny's sister's nickname in high school.) Now, please tell me why you are so afraid to keep your Fast Lane transponder affixed to your windshield. Is it because you're frightened that someone will steal it and charge tens of dollars as they drive care-free between the two states that accept Fast Lane? Is it because it impairs your vision? Well I'm sure looking into your purse and sorting through all the vaginal yeast creams, used condoms and pictures of naked Chinese dentists in order to locate the transponder while driving doesn't impair your vision at all, huh? Honestly, I hope next time you're pausing at the Fast Lane to fetch your transponder a truck with a payload of medical waste tips over on you, dropping thousands of A.I.D.S., Hep C and Bleeding Asshole Disease (it's a problem in some third world countries) infected hypodermic needles into your open sun-roof. Each little prick of a needle inching you closer to a painful death.

No, our priorities are straight

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Kanye West makes three (3!) public apologies to Taylor Swift for interrupting her fucking MTV award acceptance speech but that racist fucking rude republican pig, Joe Wilson, refuses to apologize more than once for interrupting the fucking President of the United States? Fuck you. And fuck the fucking gay media for sucking so much balls. And fuck this gay blog for existing. I hate it.

This has not been photoshopped in any way

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More like "Fairyland."

Homo milk. Yes, that's the name of a dairy product sold in Canada. "Homo" is short for homogenized (I hope). My brother sent the carton to me many years ago. Only now did I feel comfortable enough to share it with you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero...

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Check out this fucking awesome story about a man who slapped a stranger's baby (a baby who probably deserved it) in a Wal-Mart. Now, before you go thinking that this man was me, I want to assure you that I would never, ever, ever set foot in a Wal-Mart. Not even for the awesome opportunity to slap the shit out of someone's baby.

From www.inquisitr.com

Author : Kim LaCapria Posted: September 2, 2009

Anyone who’s had to shop at Wal-Mart knows that a cacophony of screeching babies is part of the tapestry of America’s most gigantic retailer. A South Carolina man decided he wasn’t going to stand by quietly and allow the child to persist in ruining his otherwise pleasant Wal-Mart shopping experience. After threatening the child’s mother, he slapped the 2-year-old girl “four or five times” across the face. Sonya Mathews, the mother of the 2-year-old child, told police that both were walking in the aisles of the Rockbridge Road store when Roger Stephens, 61, approached and said “if you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you,” according to a police report. A few moments later, in another aisle, Stephens grabbed the 2-year-old and slapped her across the face four or five times, according to the report. Stephens then told Mathews, “See, I told you I would shut her up,” according to the report. According to reports, Mathews was detained by a bystander until police arrived. When questioned, the 61-year-old man explained that while he had indeed slapped a strange baby across the face, he apologized to her mother afterwards. He was still booked for felony cruelty to children.



Now look at the guy who did it.

Jerry Van Dyke from "Coach" ?

The sad part of this is that the authorities didn't recognize that the real child abuse occurred when that loser mother subjected her kid to a trip to Wal-Mart.




No, my baby punching videos ignited a firestorm of controversy on the level I anticipated.

No, I'm original

Loser: Literal Video Version - watch more funny videos

Aw, what a cute baby!

Who is this maniac?

NEW ADDITION:

You be the judge. Which take is the better take?

"isn't this weather just the worst?"

Yeah, it is. And we all fucking know it, so stop making it even worse with your bullshit, inane fucking elevator small talk, you fat fucking load. 

Deadophile

No, he doesn't look exactly like this right now.